1. iguanamouth:

    anyway howd he get in there

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  2. ursulavernon:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

    This should not have made me laugh as hard as it did.

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  3. eziocauthon89:

    safetytank:

    i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

    SO DID I

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  4. curiousattraction:

    thatseanguyblogs:

    marryastarlord:

    nicholasdunnes:

    winkbooks:

    Dead Inside: Do Not Enter — Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse

    Dead Inside: Do Not Enter
    by Lost Zombies
    Chronicle
    2011, 160 pages, 8 x 10 x 0.5 inches
    $15 Buy a copy on Amazon

    Some of my favorite things about zombie movies are the details of the changed world. The dead grass, broken windows, toppled telephone poles, abandoned cars with missing wheels and trunks left open, boarded-up buildings, spent ammo shells, and other signs of struggle and desperation serve to create a fascinatingly creepy environment.

    And that’s why I like Dead Inside: Do Not Enter so much. The book consists entirely of letters, hand-written warnings, and pages torn from journal entries that were written during the zombie pandemic. The notes are on matchbooks, napkins, photographs, advertisements, shopping lists, road maps, scraps of cardboard, and gum wrappers. Some of the notes are written with pen and pencil, others are written with lipstick, burnt wood, crayons, and blood.

    The messages of the notes themselves tell the tale of the rise of the zombie pandemic, from tentative, joking questions about a “really bad flu,” escalating to confused panic, and later to grim acceptance of the new reality that the survivors now must live in.

    In the introduction to Dead Inside, we learn that these notes had been found in a Dora the Explorer backpack. The first note presented in the book was written by the man who killed the owner of the backpack, a girl who was about 10 years old and had been bitten by a zombie (but had not yet turned into one). The man wrote “I opened her backpack and found all these notes and letters. This stuff is poisonous. No one in their right mind should read it. Reading this is like looking into the sun.” – Mark Frauenfelder

    September 16, 2014

    hopeheisagentleman

    I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEEDDD

    OH MY GOD… GIVE. ME.

    hopelessmusician… where was this in our panel!?

    The espresso machine one would absolutely be me in the zombie apocalypse.

     
  5. See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

     
    "Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

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  6. cadaver-expert:

    odlaws:

    morticians

    omgggg, love this!!

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  7. woahkicks:

    JoJo that’s not how it works ok

    (Source: gigakicks, via but-darlings-the-show-must-go-on)

     
  8. Rina Takeda [x]

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  9. On some real stuff though! Yes women in Delhi are saying what NEEDS to be said!

    (Source: feministcorna, via arikhaldan)

     

  10. scifantasy:

    blunk182:

    DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

    image

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